TEN REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD COME TO THE MEGILLAH READING WEARING A COSTUME.

10. Nu, so how often do you get to wear a costume ?
9. It is getting close to April 15th and you just might need to start working on a second identity.
8. It the funniest of the 613 mitzvah,
7. Can’t make it to Marde Grais.
6. Howard Cohen will pour you "a L’Chaim" or two (or three or four) but coffee for your designated driver.
5. Everyone will be given the opportunity to tell their favorite joke.
4. We promise to tell the Megillah, the ganse Megillah and nothing but the Megillah.
3. Learn the real way to pronounce the name of King Ahasuarus.
2. We will compile a list of members who don’t show up and invite ourselves over following the party.
1. THERE IS NO SERMON !